"…I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time."
- A Clockwork Orange, Dir. Stanley Kubrick (via wordsnquotes)

(via hadeanocean)

Real women have… Whatever the fuck they want, every woman is a real woman, just their own unique version

    me: I should go shower now
    (five minutes later)
    (another five minutes later)
    (yet another five minutes later)
    (more five minute intervals)
    someone: (goes into the bathroom)
    me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower